Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Life Changing News

Exciting news on the Wiley homefront.

But first, I must apologize to my readers for leaving them in such suspense!  My internet connection has been down the past four days!  Anyway, on with the news:

After much thought my humans have made a life changing decision on both my part and Maggie's.  It turns out I'm not going to be a Buckeye.  I am going to be a Virginian.  You see, my human Grandma lives in a small house in a barn in the Blue Ridge mountains of Virginia.  It has been decided that I'm going to live with my human Grandma and that, because of the location, eventually I will be able to go outside.  On my own! Can you spell F R E E D O M?! No more moving, no more motel 6's, no more long drives through the desert without air conditioning!  After living at ten different addresses in four different states I think it is about time I retired.  After all, I am now a senior cat, I need some stability in my life!

I am very proud of my humans for making this selfless decision.  Although my short human has said this is permanent, I fear she will come steal me back in the middle of the night.  She said she really misses me.  Humans get so attached!  I don't understand it!

Move #10 is the final move, my friends!  (For Maggie and I)  I am very excited and will keep my readers informed as this story develops!  I also have a very belated Thanksgiving post coming up!

1 comment:

  1. Well, Wiley.....now all you have to do is convince your Grandma to let you out!!! HAHA. I might wait till Spring; although we have been going for some walks on a leash. Very interesting out here isn't it? Nathan's cat, Dot, has survived for 14 years, so I'm sure you and Maggie will fair quite well.
    Dot wanted to make sure she's still my "favorite" so she left me a mouse on my doorstep last week. Oh dear, must sign off now to referee a "cat fight."

    Love,
    Grandbabka

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