Saturday, February 12, 2011

My Very First Post!

This first post is going to be an introduction of myself (Wiley!), my two humans, Jason and Rebekah, my sister Maggie and where I live.
This is me:
I'm seven years old, I currently live in California in a very very small house.  I like to spend my days sleeping, meowing, eating and annoying my humans.  I started this blog in hopes of having a healthy outlet in which to express myself.  I feel like a prisoner in my own home because my humans don't allow me outside unless I'm on a leash (what am I a dog?!), meanwhile they take off and leave me and are outside for HOURS at a time while I get a measly thirty minutes or so a day.  Believe me, I could go on but I'll leave it at that for now.  Please see my profile for a little more info on me!  On with the introductions:

One of my humans is Jason and he is very nice.  If you want something he is the one to go to. He is in some weird human organization called the Marine Corps where he is not at home alot. I hear lots of talk of him going to "the sandbox" as if it's a bad thing. Personally I would love to go to a sandbox so I don't see what the big deal is there.

My other human, Rebekah, can be nice but rather annoying. She's home an awful lot more than Jason, she yells at me when I'm trying to talk or when I scrape my claws on the sides of the kitty litter box and refuses to refill my cat bowl until all the crumblies are gone, but overall she is okay. She helps keep me warm at night when she isn't kicking me in her sleep.

Maggie is my cat sister. Maggie and I get along as one would expect any two siblings to get along. We take naps together, she still sucks on my nipples (even though she's five years old and I'm a boy), and have our fights (she is always hogging the sun at the viewing window), but overall we love each other and she keeps me company when the humans are gone.
 
In future posts I plan on laying out my hopes for this blog and what I hope to accomplish from it and making some history posts to show my life up until now. Although I am only seven years old I have lived at eleven different addresses in three different states. Such is the life of a military cat!

Furthermore, I plan on showing the daily activities of my life and the injustices I face everyday as I'm forced to live in a 500 sq feet shoebox with two humans and another cat.

Lastly, please excuse my imperfect typing, spelling, and grammatical errors. After all, I am a cat! You try typing with paws!

6 comments:

  1. Captive perhaps .... but man you need to look for those silver linings ~ your humans do change your captivity site often. Oh, and they must be very proud of your "purrfect" paw typing.
    ~CC

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  2. Aww, that's nice, I understand the paw typing, I used to be really bad at typing too. I love your blog!

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  3. Wiley, you have a comfortable life with a caring and devoted human. So, I suggest that you relax, take it easy and when your out of the house, play in the open air and please stay away from our bird friends, they can be a little hard to digest especially the feathers. Pretty Girl can tell you that, you will be coughing them up for a longtime.
    She sends her Meows.

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  4. Hi GrandCat,
    I enjoyed reading about your adventures. You are very handsome and your cat sister is pretty...I'd love to see the picture of Maggie when she had her hair cut. Tell us about the male cat that sprays in "your" territory. I think you are quite well at writing and should write a book to earn your keep.
    Looking forward to more stories.
    Love,
    Cat Babka

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  5. Wiley,
    I just read your complete profile.....now your favorite movies, favorite song......are you trying to tell us something? You're too cute.
    Have fun chasing the lizards!
    Love,
    Cat Babka

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  6. Wiley....
    Joshua wants to read your blog! Really he does. He'll let you read his Stegosaurus blog!

    Bye for now.
    Grandbabka

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