First off, I would like to thank everyone who came by to visit and read my first post! If you have ever written a blog you know how much work goes into it! So please excuse me if I seem a bit hazy today, I only got 20 hours of sleep last night instead of my normal 22 hours.
Next, there is something I'd like to clarify. You may have observed by reading my profile that I have listed alot of prison break movies as my favorite movies. I dream of escaping like Ginger in Chicken Run or Andy in Shawshank Redemption and admire them solely for their abilities to escape prison. I have no plans of murdering or hurting anybody or committing any major crimes. I just thought I'd clarify that before one of my humans turns up missing and I end up on 48 Hours Mystery accused of a crime I didn't commit.
Before I launch into my healthy outlet of complaints I thought I'd spend a little time with this post so that everyone can get to know me better. After all, I have to make sure you guys fall in love with me so you side with me and not with my humans :-). In no particular order, my favorite things to do are:
Sun bathe at the viewing window
Watch movies!
Even I, as a cat, feel like drinking and smoking after watching Mad Men!
Another one is to sleep:
And go for walks!
Chase lizards
Eat food!!
My humans say I am worse than a horse when it comes to snagging grass on our walks.
Just as a heads up, future posts will feature:
Grievance #1
A Glimpse Of My Past
How To Charm Your Human
Stay tuned!
My owner just walked away from her laptop and I finally get a chance to comment. GO fellow Fur brother!! Tell it like it is!! Wait...had a thought...who will pet you if you escape??
ReplyDelete_Dasher_
Go Wiley Go!!!
ReplyDeletePretty Girl misses eating grass, running after mice and sitting in the sun.
You're a very special cat and loved very much!!!
Yo Wiley, I'm saving some choice grass patches for ya just in case you can visit. Are you into being chased if my tail is wagging?
ReplyDeleteBella
PS: Gus says howdy.
Dasher, to tell you the truth I haven't thought that far ahead. I'm still in search of a rock hammer and a poster of Rita Hayworth
ReplyDeleteBella, inadvertently I like antagonizing dogs. But (and don't tell anyone this) I have alot of fun doing it so it may be construed as "playing with dogs", however I don't like to call it that!
Good Morning Grand Cat,
ReplyDeleteLoved reading your update. You have beautiful scenery there in California. We had some spring-like weather this past week to tease us. My favorite thing to do is sleep, too.
Take care of your humans and Maggie. I trust you are working on the book you're going to write!
Love,
Grand Babka